Score: 10

"Incredible!"

submission: Toss the Turtle

date: September 4, 2009

You have perfected the cannon game. My top score was 1895666.6 feet.

Suggestions:
I keep getting skewered by the spikes, and it's way too annoying. Maybe you could thin them out more the more powerful you get?

Add some different terrain, like lava, water, and mud. There could be specific obstacles for the terrains. No, wait! A stage select! It would be fun to blast holes in Mt. Rushmore or fly over the Sahara desert. That could be included in Toss the Turtle 2! In it, you could also add more animations for the turtle. Hmm, that game could take a few years to make...

If there's a second sequel, it should be 3-D. And it should be called Toss the Turtle 3, NOT Toss the Turtle 3D, because that's cliched.

Hang on, I'm pleading for sequels and offering tons of suggestions...you've made a fanboy out of me! You magnificent bastards! (Emphasis on magnificent.)

Score: 10

"Just simply outstanding."

submission: -Play-

date: March 27, 2009

I'm frankly quite shocked by how amazing this animation is. You, sir, win at life. However, I cannot find an mp3 of this song anywhere. I politely demand that you release a preferably free mp3 of this song. I just love it, and I would greatly enjoy being able to listen to it on my iPod.

Score: 10

"Awesome!"

submission: From Player to Playa

date: March 27, 2009

That was truly hilarious! I'd see that movie if it came out. Very nice use of computer jokes.

Score: 8

"Hahaha!"

submission: The School Song (Fuck You Too)

date: January 2, 2010

The song was funny, but what was even funnier was all the stupid kids in the comments that think that the song is serious.

"YEAH..
FUCK THOSE TEACHERS!!!"

Fuck those underpaid, helpful people who are the foundation of our society! No more school! Then in a few years, everything will degenerate into anarchy and chaos! There will be murder, arson, vandalism, destruction...generations of hard, honest work all undone! But it's okay, because those tolerant teachers who educate us will be gone! Fuck knowledge! Fuck literacy! I want to be a stupid, uneducated little bastard! Everyone should be stupid!

Seriously, though, the song is funny. But SOME of those kids in the comments...wow, what a piece of work!